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Posted 28 November 2011 - 09:24 AM

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Posted 29 November 2011 - 10:26 AM

View Posticey, on 28 November 2011 - 09:24 AM, said:

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Nice picture, especially of Kylie, but that's not really a joke as such, is it, Icey?
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Posted 29 November 2011 - 10:50 AM

View Postscotto, on 29 November 2011 - 10:26 AM, said:

Nice picture, especially of Kylie, but that's not really a joke as such, is it, Icey?


Twas sure funny if you'd seen the video or various captions and comments. Sorry you did not like mine, but here's a brief selection that may amuse.


"And the award for the most awkward moment of the 2011 ARIAs goes to: Kylie Minogue and Julia Gillard!"

"Gillard can add another credit to her esteemed CV now: ARIA Award minder".

"Who will announce pregnancy next" (whoops, that was to do with that Kardashian gal)

Or plain and simple, just a word for word quote from Kylie:

"Thank you Prime Minister, not only a lovely introduction, but you're now just... minding my trophy."




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Posted 01 December 2011 - 01:57 PM

View Posticey, on 29 November 2011 - 10:50 AM, said:

Twas sure funny if you'd seen the video or various captions and comments. Sorry you did not like mine, but here's a brief selection that may amuse.


"And the award for the most awkward moment of the 2011 ARIAs goes to: Kylie Minogue and Julia Gillard!"

"Gillard can add another credit to her esteemed CV now: ARIA Award minder".

"Who will announce pregnancy next" (whoops, that was to do with that Kardashian gal)

Or plain and simple, just a word for word quote from Kylie:

"Thank you Prime Minister, not only a lovely introduction, but you're now just... minding my trophy."






and?

Maybe Tony Abbott would have had a word to her about who she 'gave her gift to'?
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Posted 19 February 2012 - 09:55 AM

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 09:30 AM

View Posticey, on 19 February 2012 - 09:55 AM, said:



Not a joke.... it's cartoon, Icey.
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Posted 11 April 2012 - 09:20 AM

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 03:06 PM

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 09:42 PM

Joke? It's a fairly well-known book.
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 10:45 PM

View Postscotto, on 21 June 2012 - 09:42 PM, said:

Joke? It's a fairly well-known book.


It was a pointed comment at the time. Had to be there rather than in Joburg/Rome/Paris/AmsterdamNew York or even Sydney you lucky lefty! :)

How's this one though .....


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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:55 AM

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 07:32 PM

Again, not really a joke so much as an amusement for the Scott Morrisons of this world.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 08:36 AM

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "Why"
Abbott: "Why who?"
Interviewer: "Whyalla's still there!"
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 10:02 AM



"Trade Minister Craig Emerson 'Horror Movie' stunt explained"

Someone was made to look ridiculous, and I'm not thinking "Abbott, Abbott, Abbott" :emot-mmhmm:
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 10:24 AM

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "Coal"
Abbott: "Coal who?"
Interviewer: "Coal industry still here too!"
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 10:41 AM

View Postscotto, on 03 July 2012 - 10:24 AM, said:

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "Coal"
Abbott: "Coal who?"
Interviewer: "Coal industry still here too!"


Leave the attempt at a running gag and check if there's something to do in your daytime job. :(
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 11:46 AM

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "World"
Abbott: "World who?"
Interviewer: "World hasn't ended!"
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 12:26 PM

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "Sky"
Abbott: "Sky who?"
Interviewer: "Sky hasn't fallen in!"
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:43 PM

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "Polly"
Abbott: "Polly who?"
Interviewer: "Polly See"
Frantic sounds of door being locked, chained and bolted.
Abbott: "Go away! You weren't supposed to be here until after the election!"
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 09:35 PM

View PostBam, on 11 July 2012 - 07:43 PM, said:

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "Polly"
Abbott: "Polly who?"
Interviewer: "Polly See"
Frantic sounds of door being locked, chained and bolted.
Abbott: "Go away! You weren't supposed to be here until after the election!"


I saw them recently, and in a great movie albeit sub-titled for monolinguals like myself.

I think the Spanish pronounciation might match up with the knock-knock but I'm not sure.
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