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Posted 12 July 2012 - 08:22 AM

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "Chris"
Abbott: "Chris who?"
Interviewer: "Christian values"
Abbott: <silence>
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:54 PM

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "Hu"
Abbott: "Hu who?"
Interviewer: "Hu Jintao"
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 04:50 PM

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 09:20 PM

Interviewer: "Knock Knock"
Abbott: "Who's there?"
Interviewer: "Mal Brough"
Abbott: "Mal Brough who?"
Interviewer: "Exactly"
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:03 AM

How many RW politicians does it take to change a light globe?
Just one, but they only change their light globe; you're expected to live in the dark if your light globe blows.
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Posted 27 August 2012 - 02:56 PM

Great cartoon from First Dog on the Moon:


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Posted 27 August 2012 - 03:48 PM

+1 for that!!
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 12:28 PM

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 11:08 AM

Last Saturday afternoon, in Canberra, an aide to Kevin Rudd visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in Canberra. He told the Cardinal that Kevin would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kevin a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of his views." Rudd's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a cheque here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Kevin as a saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the Money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As the aide promised, Kevin Rudd appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently at the forward left side of the centre aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Mr Rudd was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Mr Rudd's presence is probably an honour to some, the man is not numbered among my personal favourite personages. Some of his most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Kevin Rudd is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. He is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Kevin Rudd is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed. He married for money and is using his wealth to lie to the Australian People. He also has a reputation for shirking his representative obligations both in Canberra, in Queensland and overseas . The man is simply not to be trusted." The Cardinal concluded,” But, when compared with Prime Minister Gillard, Kevin Rudd is a saint."
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Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:11 PM

View Postsouthern man, on 15 November 2012 - 11:08 AM, said:

Last Saturday afternoon, ..., Kevin Rudd is a saint."

There - I fixed it for you.
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Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:16 PM

View Postscotto, on 15 November 2012 - 01:11 PM, said:

There - I fixed it for you.


Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 04:55 PM

Dear friends,



There are less than 18 months until election day when the people will decide who will be the next Prime Minister of Australia.

The person elected will be the Prime Minister of all Australians, not just the Liberals or Labor.



It's time for us all to come together, Liberals and Laborites alike, in a bi-partisan effort, for Australia.



So here is the favour I ask of you –



If you will support Tony Abbot, please drive with your headlights ON during the day.



If you support Julia Gillard, please drive with your headlights OFF at night.

Together, we can make it happen.





THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:41 AM

Acutally, maybe we could ask fro something like this:

People who want to read the news with their minds shut: no lights at night.

Those who want to see principles in politics: lights on.

oohhh...... that's not really funny, is it?
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 01:09 PM

"Those who want to see Principles In Politics", scotto?
If you are referring to the ALP (Craig Thomson, AWU Slush Fund, appointment of Peter Slipper, No Carbon Tax under the Govt I lead, renegging on deal with Andrew Wilkie,
Groundless misogyny speech etc etc)

These are terrific "principles" Scotto and rightly belong in the Comedy section - Ha Ha.

Next time say "Did you hear the one about the Principles of the ALP" - a more appropriate introduction to a good joke scotto.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:49 AM

My gosh that's clear and constructive, isn't it?

ha ha.
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 09:49 PM

Why did Tony Abbott hit the wall?

Because he can't connect with women.
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